This was a full bottle 24 hours ago

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09/24/2020 at 22:30 • Filed to: None

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At least I save my imbibing for the evening, but these days day drinking may be on the agenda.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 22:40

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3:30 is the new 5:00


Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 22:43

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Not a problem..

Certainly not in these times.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 22:46

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It’s always after 6pm somewhere in the world. 


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > wafflesnfalafel
09/24/2020 at 22:47

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3:30 is awful early for breffast scotch, just saying.  


Kinja'd!!! subexpression > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 22:54

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Day drinking requires some caution, because it sucks to have a hangover at 8pm .


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 22:56

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Volatile liquids. High vapor pressure makes it evaporate. 


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > subexpression
09/24/2020 at 23:01

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I have found the key to eliminating hangovers through amateur testing, and the secret is massive hydration - at least 12 oz of water per drink. OK, you may be running to the bathroom every 5-10 minutes, but it will be worth it. I first tested this out whilst on a business trip years ago when pitchers were cheap at the hotel we were staying at. We spent the evening playing pool and I found myself going through a loop of taking a shot on the table, taking a drink, and then taking a piss. It was a bit of a nuisance, but the next morning I felt absolutely fine, unlike other times when I had consumed that much alchohol.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > PyramidHat
09/24/2020 at 23:04

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Well, the high pressure that I’m experiencing  these days is also making it disappear, although not from evaporation...


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > wafflesnfalafel
09/24/2020 at 23:24

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AM or PM?


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 23:31

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Isn’t that the whole reason for hangovers, the dehydration that alcohol generally leads to?


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Just Jeepin'
09/24/2020 at 23:34

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Precisely. But when drinking nobody is smart enough to hydrate whilst drinking. The trick here is to think before you drink.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 23:45

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I learned from a law school classmate to put a full water bottle on my pillow before going out for the night, so that I couldn’t ignore it when I got home and would chug it before crashing. Magic.


Kinja'd!!! RacinBob > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 23:45

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2020 sucks and I know you are not a rookie but really?


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/24/2020 at 23:46

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Unless that’s a handle, I’m not impressed. Even on a weekday. It’s possible that quarantine has been bad for me.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > subexpression
09/24/2020 at 23:50

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I always drink about a quart of water before I go to bed if I’ve been drinking a lot, especially if it’s scotch . I’ve had exactly one hangover in my life (I’m 45). That was the only time I wasn’t diligent enough to make sure I did it before I fell asleep and I will never make that mistake again.

When I had that one hangover I was a little surprised to find that it’s almost exactly like what happens if I smoke a cigar that’s too full-bodied for my light-weight ass to handle . THAT I’ve done a few more times in my life , enough to have learned that I need to research a cigar before I decide to try it. Having to pull over so you can puke is not as fun as it sounds.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > RPM esq.
09/24/2020 at 23:59

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Not a handle, but more than I’ve consumed in ages; last year I had a beer, but that was during cancer recovery and chemo, so that has a little to do with it . I can only compare against myself, and I’m (somewhat) surprised at how quickly this bottle is disappearing.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > RacinBob
09/25/2020 at 00:04

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The evening’s not over yet, so the drinking shall continue. I don’t know if I should reset the counter at midnight or at whatever time in the afternoon it is that I wake up...


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
09/25/2020 at 12:54

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I’m just kidding (and making fun of my own bad habits), didn’t mean to come off like a dick . We all gotta cope how we can!


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > RPM esq.
09/25/2020 at 13:06

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No worries at all. I don’t give a rat’s ass how much any one else can drink or what they drink, so I don’t take offense to jokes about my choices or quantities.

I’m sure that there are plenty of people silently judging me right now for drinking an apple-flavored whiskey (they seemed to like it on the Try channel so I thought I’d give it a go), but again - don’t care. I save the 18-year old single malt and ancient bottles of Mondavi f or the special times, and drink the grocery store whiskey and two- buck Chuck for when I just need a buzz.